Ancient Ace Adventurer T-Shirts

Jurassic Country Club.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Physician tending a mummy.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Tourists in Egypt

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

You had me at vintage.

Pyramid catflap...

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Life after death"

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Souvenirs.

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Arcarde Patrol

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Playing Pyramids

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"Go with Hannibal if you must."