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Jurassic Country Club.

Physician tending a mummy.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Tourists in Egypt

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

You had me at vintage.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Pyramid catflap...

"Life after death"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Souvenirs.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Playing Pyramids

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

Claw Machine Head