Ancient Comedy Seeker Gifts

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

Clown on bike.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

Zoo animals.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.