Ancient Art T-Shirts

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

'I could do that.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Convenience.

Raphael

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Diego Velasquez

Goddess

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."