Ancient Art Gifts

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

'I could do that.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Convenience.

Mark Zuckerberg

Raphael

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Diego Velasquez

Goddess

Vincent Van Og.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Infographics: the early years.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Mammoth Posing

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'