Ancient Art Explorer Gifts

Mammoth

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Hadrian's Wall

Tourists in Egypt

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Zeus's Caddy

This side is the gag reel.

"Life after death"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"I'm having my entrails read."

The Gladiator.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Goddess

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Souvenirs.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Pompeii restoration project.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"