Ancestry Addict Gifts

"We don't need to go that far into your background."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The Invention of the Wheel

Ski kicker.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'One of my forebears.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'