Ancestral Eater Gifts

"I call it the 'paleo' diet!"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Molecular gastronomy.

Spaghetto

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Endangered Entrees

Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Cafe Philosophique

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

From coach potato to kitchen potato!

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

Granola-Head Zombies

'This is great: Your 'Dog's Breakfast' reminds me of my mum's cooking...'

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"Muffy has gone to a whole new level of analyzing her food before turning her nose up at it."