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"I call it the 'paleo' diet!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Are you ready for dessert?'

Spaghetto

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

Molecular gastronomy.

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Cafe Philosophique

Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

Endangered Entrees

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

'This is great: Your 'Dog's Breakfast' reminds me of my mum's cooking...'

From coach potato to kitchen potato!

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"