Ancient Eats Enthusiast Gifts

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Mummy Musician

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Venus

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

Mummies for Dummies

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Atlas Explained.

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

"He died young."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'