Ancient Eats Enthusiast Gifts

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

Those Were The Days

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Jurassic Pork.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

We speak hieroglyphics here.

I don

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Mummy Musician

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"He died young."

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."

Atlas Explained.

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Venus

Mummies for Dummies