Analytics Buff Gifts

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

I brake for federal bailouts.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Well done! This works much better.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Graph to find your IQ

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Information vs. confusion

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."