Anagram Enthusiasts Gifts

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Spot Quiz....

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'