Amusement Park Operator Gifts

'We don't get many calls for rocket scientists. The closest thing we'd have is a job running the rocket ride at Kiddieland.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

End the Winter Blues

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Funnel of Love

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Tunnel of love"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of TV

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Last Chance For Reality

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Log Ride

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'...Please stop the...'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Tunnel of Infatuation

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Riding the Rollercoaster.