"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."
Amusement Park Tycoon Gifts
Having a friend or family member who dreams of building their own amusement empire? Our unique collection of fun and witty items is perfect to honor their passion. Whether they love the thrill of rides or the art of park design, find something special that captures their playful spirit and creative flair.
"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."
"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."
"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."
You must be this tall.
'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'
Wild Weather Ride - 2005.
Acme Toys Ltd
Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation
"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."
Log Ride
'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'
"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies
That kid's all business.
'...Please stop the...'
Riding the Rollercoaster.
'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'
Giraffe Rollercoaster
Crazy old clown cat lady.
Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.
"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."
Supermarket Merge
Summer Outing Planning
'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'
'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'
It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!
"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"
Bumper Limos
Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.
"I knew something didn't sound right!"
"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."
'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'
Roller-coaster
Amusement Park Tycoon Gifts Collection
Amusement Park Tycoon Mugs
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Amusement Park Tycoon Pillows
Checkout our pillows collection to find cozy, amusing designs that celebrate your love for fun-filled amusement parks.
Amusement Park Tycoon Prints
Browse our prints section for more playful artwork capturing the excitement and creativity of amusement park adventures.
Amusement Park Tycoon T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts collection for more amusement park-inspired humor and creative designs perfect for thrill-seekers and dreamers.