Amphibious Athlete Gifts

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Frog flirting.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Can I have flies with that'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Goal!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'