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"What's wrong with you? Just call her John! Just pick up the phone and dial!"

Claus 2.0

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Luthier

Mad cleaning robot.

William Pitt the Elder