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"When you said I'd 'Really clean up' when Grandma visits I didn't know you meant my room!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Golf lessons

Bad times to sneeze

Monday around 9PM.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Time manager'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'Safe!'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'What a divot?'

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

"Almost Ready"

Track runner running out of track

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

Cuckoo clock gotcha.

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.