Americana T-Shirts

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Welcome to Greenville - "Worth the Visit"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Early American Think Tank.

'Some girls have all the fun!'

If Paul Bunyan and Annie Oakley had a baby...It would be Sarah Palin!

Sarah Palin makes up history

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Signing the declaration of independence.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Herb's from Texas."

80 years for Montt

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Root 66.

Theodore Roosevelt.

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Funky Facts: USA.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

Ronald Reagan

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

U.S. Male - Part Five

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Arthur Miller.

Bill de Blasio

Nostalgiaville

Grant Wood didn't like the original composition for his 'American Gothic' painting.

World's oldest activist: 'YANKEE GO HOME, since 1919'

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

'So you're a national bird, big deal. If you're so hot, why can't you swim?'

No Settling

"Scientists have now concluded that despite Woody Guthrie's best efforts, 'This Land' was, in fact, not made for you and me."

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'