Americana Collector T-Shirts

Trump Chili/Soup

History of California

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Posh Easter Egg

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Over-reaction Man.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Root 66.

Pre-Bay

Theodore Roosevelt.

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"I'll take it."

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Primitve God symbol

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'