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'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Mantis Love

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Root 66.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'Consummatum est.'

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

'You are very deer to me.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

Funky Facts: USA.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Pisa and sons.

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'