American Romantic Movement Gifts

Edgar Allan Poe

Felix Mendelssohn

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

After the Sentence

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

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'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Edvard Grieg

Technology and Love

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Spooning

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Robert Schumann

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Lord Byron

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Edvard Grieg.

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'We don't text anymore.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Frederic Chopin