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American Culture Critic Pillows
Relax with pillows that showcase the sharp wit and humor of the American culture critic. Perfect for adding a comedic touch to their living space.
"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."
Michael Moore.
'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'
Thomas Mann.
The height of fashion in 1796
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
Kritik's Korner
The americanisation of vulture.
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"It lost a little something in translation."
"Say 'eh.'"
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
Armageddon
If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'
"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
"Now that was post-modern sex."
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
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