American Cars Gifts

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"One year closer to college!"

Dog Park

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Under pressure.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"