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"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

"Google car."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"One year closer to college!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.