Amen Ally Pillows

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

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'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

Save animals

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Disabled Entrance.

"But my dear girl we don't discriminate against you because you're a WOMAN, we discriminate against you because we're MEN!"

"Well, now I know why you see more of these cute little reindeer antlers on dogs than cats!"

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Lost? No: My instinct would be strong enough to lead me home, but it's much more fun here...'