Adolescent Ally Pillows

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

The fountain of puberty

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Runner going through hurdles.

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Labrador for sale

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Is it true kids your age lie 14 times a day? That's outrageous! Yeah, mom. It's sooo off. Good to hear! 14 seems high to me. 8 sounds right.

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

Save animals

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

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Dogs running in their dreams

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

'Mom, Dad, you've never believed in me! How come nobody believes in me?'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Lost? No: My instinct would be strong enough to lead me home, but it's much more fun here...'