Adolescent Ally Pillows

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

The fountain of puberty

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'Beware of the teenager.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Labrador for sale

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Save animals

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

'Mom, Dad, you've never believed in me! How come nobody believes in me?'

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"Now we mustn't lose our temper Wendy, perhaps we'll be good enough for the gymkhana next year."

'Lost? No: My instinct would be strong enough to lead me home, but it's much more fun here...'

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1