Adolescent Advisors Pillows

'Are our eyes going bad on us are are we beginning to see girls in a different light?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

U of Debt

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Saving for College.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

Warring parents

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Gone for Broke College

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Mom's The Boss

Uni. Snowflake Library

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

Boy running away to join circus, clown running away to city.

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'