Adolescent Advisors Prints

'Are our eyes going bad on us are are we beginning to see girls in a different light?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

U of Debt

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

All Hail the Matriarchy

Saving for College.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

Warring parents

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Okay, I guess....first we had a lockdown drill, then we had an active shooter drill. Following that we had a fire drill. After that we got to meet out security guards. Then we watched a video on avoiding sexual predators...."

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Uni. Snowflake Library

Gone for Broke College

Chère Maman

Mom's The Boss

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Please remind your mom and dad that its not a parent-teacher-attorney conference."

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

Boy running away to join circus, clown running away to city.

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

"They grow so fast. In my day, you didn't become morbidly obese until adulthood."