Ambrose Bierce Fan Gifts

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'We had to donwsize.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.

Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'

Promises Kept

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

Surveillance.

The $68.00 comeback special

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

"You need to limit your Artist's Statement to 140 characters."

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

Boomerang Birthdays: Many Happy Returns.

'I'm a lager man meself.'

One hot dog!

"Salad and grilled chicken for 2 months, no alcohol, gym 6 nights a week, and I've finally got a set of abs. . . er. . . now what?"

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."