Ambiguous Ailment Analyzer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and thoughtfulness to their home decor with pillows featuring witty sayings about ailments and analysis—a cozy way to showcase their inquisitive personality.

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'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.' mockup

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

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Awkward First Dates

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'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.' mockup

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

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Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving. mockup

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

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"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park." mockup

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

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'Well, you have people pox.'

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"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"How is everything, besides the obvious?" mockup

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

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'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.' mockup

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

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Job Interview, "This company wants a person who is both ruthless and intelligent but who is also too dumb to want to try for my job."

Job Interview, "This company wants a person who is both ruthless and intelligent but who is also too dumb to want to try for my job." mockup

Job Interview, "This company wants a person who is both ruthless and intelligent but who is also too dumb to want to try for my job."

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"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!" mockup

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

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"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes." mockup

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

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"Well, it's official. The American Dream has become the American Daydream."

"Well, it's official. The American Dream has become the American Daydream." mockup

"Well, it's official. The American Dream has become the American Daydream."

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"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's." mockup

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

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"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points." mockup

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

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"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..." mockup

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

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"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them." mockup

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

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'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.' mockup

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

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Rejected resumes.

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"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"

"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!" mockup

"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"

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'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!'

'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!' mockup

'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!'

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'I only keep kingfish.'

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"Bad news: I think I'm having a heart attack. Good news: I'm no longer having an anxiety attack."

"Bad news: I think I'm having a heart attack. Good news: I'm no longer having an anxiety attack." mockup

"Bad news: I think I'm having a heart attack. Good news: I'm no longer having an anxiety attack."

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"Good God. My wife and my best friend." mockup

"Good God. My wife and my best friend."

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"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion." mockup

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac sucking up scarce resources with my imaginary ailments....but I thought I'd come in and get a second opinion."

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Royal Wedding Mania

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"Give it to me straight. I want the truth. How much will all this set me back?"

"Give it to me straight. I want the truth. How much will all this set me back?" mockup

"Give it to me straight. I want the truth. How much will all this set me back?"

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"Is there a doctor in the house...preferably in-network?"

"Is there a doctor in the house...preferably in-network?" mockup

"Is there a doctor in the house...preferably in-network?"

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Dial 123-SICK and Reach Out to Your Fellow-Hypochondriacs

Dial 123-SICK and Reach Out to Your Fellow-Hypochondriacs mockup

Dial 123-SICK and Reach Out to Your Fellow-Hypochondriacs

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"You know, Dobson has a tremendous sense of responsibility. He might enjoy taking the blame."

"You know, Dobson has a tremendous sense of responsibility. He might enjoy taking the blame." mockup

"You know, Dobson has a tremendous sense of responsibility. He might enjoy taking the blame."

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'Perhaps the letter grading system needs to be overhauled.'

'Perhaps the letter grading system needs to be overhauled.' mockup

'Perhaps the letter grading system needs to be overhauled.'

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Ambiguous Ailment Analyzer Pillows Collection

Ambiguous Ailment Analyzer Mugs

Explore our collection of amusing mugs perfect for health aficionados and analytical thinkers alike.

Ambiguous Ailment Analyzer Prints

Check out our artistic prints that celebrate curiosity, analysis, and creative humor about ailments.

Ambiguous Ailment Analyzer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that combine humor and intellect, ideal for those who love to analyze and joke about ailments.