Ambient Music Gifts

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Campground Conductor

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

"That's the back door."

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'Bloody good idea!'

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

Urban fox.

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

'Should I set the sleep machine for Babbling Brook, Ocean Waves, or Lapping Toilet?'

A coffee table book of coffee table books.

ASMR for Quarantine

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

"When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market..."

"Ambiance or non-ambiance section?"