Ambient Music Gifts

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Campground Conductor

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Ralph Stanley

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

His master's chill-out album

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

"That's the back door."

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'Bloody good idea!'

Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

Urban fox.

To sing up for premium commercial-free sounds of the ocean, log onto ...

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

Sadie and Rudy, your Tag Team Radio Hour is bringing in good numbers. Time to capitalize, and

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

A coffee table book of coffee table books.

'Should I set the sleep machine for Babbling Brook, Ocean Waves, or Lapping Toilet?'

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

ASMR for Quarantine

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

"When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market..."