Urban Music Gifts

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Urban fox.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Extreme miming"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Touring Cyclist

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Giant slug attacks a city

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

COVID Vaccine

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Utility Chic.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Hip hop Santa.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

The Ignored Busker

Auld Gang Sign

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

Banksy

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

"Is that a piano?"

"Stop smiling. You're downtown."

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'