Urban Music Lover Gifts

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

The Annoying Busker.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

At the rock concert...

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Hip hop Santa.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"What did he say?"

The Ignored Busker

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Armadillo playing accordion.

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

Bling Bling.

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

Bert's Ragtime Band.

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

'No thanks.'

Zero rated for VAT.

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

"Can you play the same thing, only further away?"

Chav a Merry Christmas

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Bagpipes for hire...fast relief from neighbors,in-laws,debtors and Hare Krishnas.

Urban fox.

'How very Putney!'