Urban Music Lover Gifts

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

The Annoying Busker.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

At the rock concert...

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Hip hop Santa.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

The Ignored Busker

"What did he say?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

Billie Eilish

Bling Bling.

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Armadillo playing accordion.

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Street Organist in the East End Slums

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

Bert's Ragtime Band.

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

'No thanks.'

Zero rated for VAT.

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

"Can you play the same thing, only further away?"

Chav a Merry Christmas

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Bagpipes for hire...fast relief from neighbors,in-laws,debtors and Hare Krishnas.