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Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Urban fox.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Extreme miming"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Touring Cyclist

Giant slug attacks a city

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

COVID Vaccine

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Utility Chic.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Hip hop Santa.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

The Ignored Busker

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Banksy

Auld Gang Sign

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"