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"I wonder if Eminem would like to come and have a go at our neighbours..."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Nick Cave

Listening to Coldplay.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

The Month of August

Cool hand... Uke

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Library Grand Opening

Elephant blues

Little Richard

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Around the piano

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

A rock guitarist singing

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Hip hop Santa.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Dayme Arocena

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

"I Love U2."