Ambiance Creator Gifts

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

Sadie and Rudy, your Tag Team Radio Hour is bringing in good numbers. Time to capitalize, and

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!

"There's no room in our apartment for Ed's man cave, so he had to improvise."

"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

Fifth Position

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

'That script to theatre to film to video scenario... I've short cut it.'

A coffee table book of coffee table books.

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

"Ambiance or non-ambiance section?"

"Muzak? Or non muzak?"

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'