Ambiance Gifts

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Edison: The Early Years,

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

They're so thoughtful

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

The Absent Friend

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!

"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

Night Before Christmas

Sadie and Rudy, your Tag Team Radio Hour is bringing in good numbers. Time to capitalize, and

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."

A coffee table book of coffee table books.

'It's a good blanket, but I can't figure out what this is for.'

"I believe in a totally nurturing environment!"

"Ambiance or non-ambiance section?"

The Revamped And Interior Decorator

Peace: A little rabbit looking at a peaceful winter scene

"Muzak? Or non muzak?"

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

Conversations Telephone Point.