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A skier who has hit a solitary tree

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

The rocket powered skiier

"No, Doris, not implants!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Travel looks strong!

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skiing at Sea

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Skier.

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.