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Slalom

Guitarist

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Skier and his dog.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'It is too snowing!'

Possums that ski.

Skiing at Sea

"Gesundheit."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Operation Tattoo

Cross-country knitting.

Billie Eilish caricature

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Ski-ball.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Young affection

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'You sure you've done this before?'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'