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Slalom

Guitarist

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skier and his dog.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'It is too snowing!'

"Gesundheit."

Possums that ski.

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Piste-side Hotel

Cross-country knitting.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Billie Eilish caricature

Ski-ball.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

Young affection

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

'You sure you've done this before?'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'