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'These days, everyone has a new gimmick.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Skier and his dog.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Milkjet Skiing

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Ski kicker.

Slalom

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Flights suspended snowstorm

Evolved to Ski.

Balloon ski lift

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

Beijing 2022

Bear skiing.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Ski Lift

"I've never skied paper before."

Moses Moguls

Cut out and keep Skiing Instructor

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

Beijing 2022