Tech-savvy Skiers T-Shirts

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Giraffe Selfie

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Take me to your leader. . .

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Crystal Ball Plug

Headphone swing

Zoom Rodeos

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Questions Online

I can be upgraded, can you?

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Why trees kill skiers'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Camp Wilderness.

Tourists and GPS

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."