Tech-savvy Skier T-Shirts

Skier on Mobile Phone

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Pan Extension Chord

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Bike powered computer.

A man shoots at a drone.

Questions Online

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Zoom Rodeos

Young MacDonald

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

Scuba texting

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Why trees kill skiers'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."