Tech-savvy Skiers Gifts

TV screens on ski lift.

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Giraffe Selfie

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Take me to your leader. . .

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Crystal Ball Plug

Headphone swing

Questions Online

Zoom Rodeos

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

I can be upgraded, can you?

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Camp Wilderness.

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Why trees kill skiers'

Tourists and GPS

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."