Amateur Ski Artist Pillows

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

The rocket powered skiier

"No, Doris, not implants!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski lift.

Skier.