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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'If the country ran short of booze, do you think the government would see some of its strategic reserve?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"One year closer to college!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

How world war III started.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'