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"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Clancy Strip: Remedies for a Cold

At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

'Yes, Mrs. Brubeck. He's self-medicating again.'

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

"You know this is to solve your problems."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

Join me in a Martini?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Shaken not stirred

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Mini Bar

Rabbit Punch