"I can't refill your prescription, Mrs. Rowley, but how about a frozen Daiquiri?"
Amateur Mixologist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite amateur mixologist? Explore our collection of fun and inspiring products designed to elevate home bartending. From witty mugs to stylish apparel and decorative prints, these gifts add a splash of personality to every drink. Whether they're shaking up cocktails on weekends or experimenting with new recipes, our range celebrates their passion with humor and style. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because—these thoughtful goodies will make every home bar session more enjoyable.
"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
Clancy Strip: Remedies for a Cold
At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.
'Yes, Mrs. Brubeck. He's self-medicating again.'
'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'
"You know this is to solve your problems."
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
Join me in a Martini?
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
We'll have Manhattans...
Shaken not stirred
"An everything Martini, please."
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
Espresso Martini Peacock
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
The Martini is invented.
Baloneystini
You're the olive in my martini
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."
Mini Bar
Rabbit Punch
Amateur Mixologist Gifts Collection
Amateur Mixologist Mugs
Looking for more fun drinkware? Explore our collection of mugs designed for amateur mixologists—great for inspiring craft cocktails and morning coffees alike.
Amateur Mixologist Pillows
Brighten up their home bar or lounge with our witty and stylish pillows—ideal for adding personality and comfort to any space.
Amateur Mixologist Prints
Find unique art prints that capture the spirit of mixology and home bartending—perfect for decorating their favorite drinking space.
Amateur Mixologist T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts for the creative amateur mixologist in your life—perfect for showcasing their passion for crafted cocktails.