Amateur Magician Gifts

"If telling the truth was easy everyone would be doing it."

The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'Three hearts.'

'Could you take me through it once more? From the moment you said you couldn't pay the witch doctor's fee.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'