"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."
Aspiring Magician Gifts
Looking for a gift for an aspiring magician? Our collection of creative and witty products brings magic to everyday life. From humorous mugs to playful T-shirts, pillows, and art prints, these gifts celebrate the wonder and curiosity of magic enthusiasts. Perfect for inspiring future magicians or adding a touch of magic to any space, our curated selection combines humor with creativity, making every gift a little bit enchanting.
yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...
'Great idea to give the kid this.... magic set.'
'I've invented a cloak of invisibility. I just put it over your head and you can't see me."
Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.
"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
Kiddies Menu for Witches
"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."
'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'
'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'
'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'
'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'
"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."
"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."
"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"
'Quit clowning about, Fred.'
Children's Imagination
"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"
Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.
Young Houdini
Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)
The Amazing Mr Sausage
"Nobody at school will laugh at me."
'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'
"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."
Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies
"She gets her musical ability from me."
"That'll be the day!"
"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."
'Mummy, Mummy, I've been practising the whole afternoon: Wanna hear my evil laugh?'
'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'
'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'
'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'
Aspiring Magician Gifts Collection
Aspiring Magician Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs featuring costumes, tricks, and humor tailored for the aspiring magician.
Aspiring Magician Pillows
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Aspiring Magician Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the mystery and fun of magic, ideal for inspiring and decorating any aspiring magician's space.
Aspiring Magician T-Shirts
Check out our collection of T-shirts celebrating magic, illusions, and the wonder of the craft – perfect for every young magician.