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"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

Welcome mat with large lumpy key under it.