Altruism Gifts

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Bums Without Borders

A sign that times are tough.

"When I win the lottery, I'll be an agent of goodness...giving every last penny to needy children, the homeless, and the sick and destitute of the world."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Alms Bank

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'I try to help when I can.'

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

"Rich guys are ruthless. They give no quarter."

Santa Claus donates blood.

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

Water carriers/bearers.

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"This is exactly why I oppose free hand-outs."

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

"You haven't said 'Thank You' once."

'Help support Santa off-season.'

"If I change my name to Red Cross, can I keep the donations?"

Job centre: 'Have you considered becoming an organ donor?'

Too Big To Fail.